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Wednesday, September 8,2010

salomes stars

An unexpected development could cause some supposedly resolved disagreements to reignite. Deal with the situation before it leads to some really serious problems. BORN THIS WEEK: You have a penchant for persuasion that would make you a fine candidate for a political career.
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Wednesday, September 1,2010

salomes stars

Making bold moves is what Bovines do. But the best moves are made with lots of data to provide backup just in case you charge into an unexpected complication. A new relationship shows promise..
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Wednesday, May 26,2010

salome's stars

Shyness might keep you from asking for more information on a potentially important matter. But your curiosity grows stronger by midweek and gives you the impetus for data-gathering. BORN THIS WEEK: You enjoy the quiet times of your life, but when you're in the mood, you can throw a party everyone will want to go to.
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Wednesday, May 19,2010

salome's stars

Changing things now could upset a lot of people. But if you feel you're acting because you believe it's the right thing to do, others will understand and even come to support you. BORN THIS WEEK: You have an artist's sense of how to help others see, as you do, the beautiful things about the world.
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Wednesday, May 12,2010

salome's stars

It's a time to expect the unexpected. So don't be surprised if a decision that just recently seemed final suddenly opens up and leaves you with another chance to make an important choice. BORN THIS WEEK: You have a way of bringing people together and creating close friendships wherever you go.
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Wednesday, May 5,2010

salome's stars

Seeing red over those nasty remarks by someone with an ax to grind? Of course you are. So get out there and give your supporters the facts they need to get the truth out. BORN THIS WEEK: You have the warm heart of a Taurean and the sensitivity of a Gemini.
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Wednesday, April 28,2010

free will astrology

A little knowledge can be dangerous. I constantly meet people who have boxed themselves into tight spots by misusing their smattering of astrological information. There's no better example of this than the superstition about Mercury retrograde, which is supposedly a bad time to begin anything new.
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Wednesday, April 21,2010

free will astrology

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): In 2011, I may do a tour of North America, performing my show "Sacred Uproar." But for the foreseeable future I need to shut up and listen. I've got to make myself available to learn fresh truths I don't even realize I need to know.
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Wednesday, April 14,2010

free will astrology

ARIES (Mar. 21-Apr. 19): Photons work hard to get from the heart of the sun to the surface. They can take up to 160,000 years to complete the 400,000 -mile journey.
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Wednesday, April 7,2010

free will astrology

It would be a good week for you to perfect your ability to crow like a rooster, Aries. I also recommend that you practice your skill at leaping out of bed in the morning fully refreshed, with your imagination primed and ready to immediately begin making creative moves.
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Wednesday, March 31,2010

free will astrology

I'm worried about your ability to sneak and fake and dissemble. These skills seem to have atrophied in you. To quote Homer Simpson, "You couldn't fool your own mother on the foolingest day of your life with an electrified fooling machine!" Please, Aries, jump back into the game-playing, BS-dispensing routine the rest of us are caught up in.
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Wednesday, March 24,2010

free will astrology

All but one of our planet's mountain ranges have been mapped: the Gamburtsev Mountains, which are buried under 2.5 miles of ice in Antarctica. Recent efforts to get a read on this craggy landscape, aided by a network of seismic instruments, have revealed some initial details about it, including its role in forming the East Antarctic Ice Sheet.
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Wednesday, March 17,2010

free will astrology

From what I can tell, your excursion to Fake Paradise didn't exact too serious a toll. The accidental detour may have seemed inopportune in the moment, but you know what? I think it slowed you down enough to keep you from doing something rash that you would have regretted later.
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Wednesday, March 10,2010

free will astrology

Sarah Bernhardt (1844-1923) was called the most famous actress the world has ever known. She did a few films in the early days of the cinema, but most of her work was in the theater. At age 70, she played the role of the 13-year-old Juliet in Shakespeares Romeo and Juliet.
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Wednesday, March 3,2010

free will astrology

PISCES (Feb. 19-Mar. 20): One of the best new bands of 2009 was the Girls. Spin magazine selected their debut CD Album as the fifth best album of the year. After touring for months and selling scads of records, the band came back home to San Francisco in February to do a sold-out show at the Great American Music Hall.
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Wednesday, February 24,2010

FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

PISCES (Feb. 19-Mar. 20): If you were going to launch a career as a rap artist any time soon, Id suggest that maybe you use the alias Big Try as your stage name. If you were planning to convert to an exotic religious path and get a new spiritual name, Id recommend something like Bringit Harder or Pushit Stronger.
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Wednesday, February 17,2010

FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

PISCES (Feb. 19-Mar. 20): Historians trace the origin of Poland as a nation to the year 966. It mostly thrived for hundreds of years, but was extinguished in 1795, when three imperialistic invaders Russia, Prussia and Austria claimed different parts of it as their own.
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Wednesday, February 10,2010

FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Happy Valentine Daze, Aquarius! In my search for the counsel that would be of greatest help to your love life in the coming months, I decided on this observation by psychologist Albert Ellis: The art of love is largely the art of persistence.
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Wednesday, February 3,2010

FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): I got an email from an Aquarian reader complaining that the astrologers she consulted in early 2009, including me, were wrong about the year ahead. All of us said it would be a time of expansion and opening for your tribe, a phase of rapid growth and fresh energy.
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Wednesday, January 27,2010

FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): In the coming week, I predict that you will NOT experience disgusting fascinations, smiling-faced failures, sensationalized accounts of useless developments or bizarre fantasies in the middle of the night.
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