I’m 17; I figure I’ll sleep when I’m dead. There are so many great things that seem to transpire as the dark hours of the morning pass by. I can discover new bands, chat with my friends about school or work and sometimes even do productive things like clean my room.

At Hwy. 55 (formerly Andy’s), if you can finish a 50 -ounce burger with at least four toppings, a side of fries and a 24 -ounce soft drink in 30 minutes, the meal is free and your name goes on the company website. As impossible as the task sounds, more than 100 have conquered it.

The semi-pro baseball team closed in 1998 as the oldest team of its kind in existence. The former African-American team was founded in 1914 and named for the part of town known as “the Pond” after a reservoir broke and flooded the area a decade earlier.

I am convinced this idea could make a killing. People want to eat breakfast in bed, or have coffee and a biscuit delivered to their office. It could be a consortium of businesses cooperating on a delivery service (allowing someone to order chicken and waffles from Dame’s or Europa’s Sunday eggs benedict) or a new place with a variety of options.

Jimmy Page’s chugging guitar riff is the perfect start to Led Zeppelin’s sophomore outing, which finds the band at its most freewheeling. But as famous as the “Whole Lotta Love” riff is, Robert Plant’s seductive cadence, John Bonham’s masterful percussive bridge and Page’s astonishing solo all trump it.

I am an avid car enthusiast, so when the weather warms up my friends and I all start getting excited. Once spring arrives car-event invitations are distributed almost every day, and from late March to around November a thriving show scene exists.

Nantz’s calm demeanor may be out of place at the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament, but it’s perfect for the Masters, which takes place at Augusta National this weekend. It is undoubtedly his true calling as an announcer. His first Masters broadcast was the very famous 1986 tournament won by a 46-year-old Jack Nicklaus in a final round surge.

Unless they played with James Brown or Bruce Springsteen, only special guests should be mentioned. Like Bruce Springsteen — if that dude comes out while you are playing, I’d like to know about it. Otherwise, the guitar work needs no crediting..

The ol’ ballgame Popcorn, peanuts and Cracker jacks. These pretzels are Making me thirsty. — Alex Ashe, editorial intern.

There are 16 games apiece throughout Thursday and Friday, which tend to be my least productive days of the year. Although the tournament is decided in April, it’s called March Madness for a reason. The round of 64, full of chaos and drama, is the best part of the tournament.

Ireland is often referred to as the “Emerald Isle,” a nickname inspired by the natural abundant greenery found there. Green is representative of spring, the shamrock, hope and nature, and is found in the country’s flag. Sporting an emerald-hued accessory is critical to avoid falling victim to the next cliché.

Last year, we laughed at a co-worker whose boyfriend was too busy with dodgeball in Winston-Salem to spend time with her, but now a different co-worker has joined a league in Greensboro.

He may not make commercially viable rap anymore, but he certainly has a flair for finding morally corruptible women to talk to in a NSFW fashion. If you find that as sociologically disarming as I do, then this is your jam..

Well, it’s not exactly like Mardi Gras — it’s one night only as opposed to a couple weeks, there are no parades or throws, no partying in the street. But it is a full-scale bacchanal along the same lines.

The lovable curmudgeon and his timid wife changed the history of television when they allowed their daughter Gloria and her husband, Meathead, to move into their Queens, NY home. Underneath his raging prejudices, Archie had a heart of gold, and Edith occasionally — yet cautiously — defied him.

Saturday was Groundhog Day, but unless you’re 9 years old — or, apparently, a TV news producer — you probably don’t care. Groundhog Day is D-list, the holiday equivalent of Frank Stallone or one of the lesser Baldwin brothers, with none of the cachet of Christmas, the pageantry of Halloween or even the commercial activity of Mother’s Day.

BATMAN Inspired by the recent discovery that I can buy and read comics with an app on my phone, I give a list of the best comic-book superheroes — in my opinion. I start with Batman, a total badass. Batman has no superpowers, though he fears no one — he can even take down Superman, thanks to a stash of Kryptonite on his Bat Belt.

Filipino-American rapper Bambu hails from Watts, and his lyrics are relatable. One of the best parts: It features journalist-turned-emcee Rocky Rivera, whose songs are also peppered with political lyrics.

Writing is like a muscle. If you don’t exercise it, it will not be strong. Before this internship, I had not written in about three years, and I admit I was pretty rusty. Being an intern forced me to exercise my brain by thinking, reading and writing, and it helped me communicate in ways I hadn’t in years.

Christmas may be over, but if you’re like most families that celebrate the holiday, then your Christmas tree is still up in some corner of your house, festooned with ornaments and blinking lights, standing there like an idiot. It’s January — time to say goodbye.