DVD PICK OF THE WEEK
THOMAS KINKADE’S CHRISTMAS COTTAGE
(LionsGate Home Entertainment): For a last blast of Christmas cheer, this bittersweet, autobiographical comedy/drama focusing on the circumstances leading up to the famous painter’s title work makes for warm family fare.
Jared Paladecki portrays the young college student Thom Kinkade, who returns home to Placerville, Calif. for the holidays in 1978 to spend time with his his estranged parents (Marcia Gay Harden and Richard Burgi), his younger brother (Aaron Ashmore) and his mentor, the aging — and ailing — painter Glen Wesman (Peter O’Toole).
Upon learning that the family cottage is in danger of foreclosure, Thom struggles to find some hope for the future, forgetting (if only briefly) that with love and compassion, things sometimes have a way of working out for the better.
The story, as you might expect (especially for those who know Kinkade’s work), is unabashedly sentimental, but the syrup is ladled on judiciously by director/producer Michael Campus (who directed the ’70s pimp classic The Mack!) and by a cast that brings a nice spirit to the proceedings, including Chris Elliott (very funny as the town’s mayor), Geoffrey Lewis, Richard Moll, Charlotte Rae and Edward Asner, whose scene with O’Toole is a treat. Rated PG. ***
ALSO ON DVD
AMARCORD (The Criterion
Collection): Federico Fellini
looks back on life in a bucolic burg on
the Italian coast in the 1930s, as seen
through the eyes of an imaginative
teenager (Bruno Zanin), in this 1973
comedy/fantasy long thought to
have reflected Fellini’s own youth.
Winner of the Academy Award as best
foreign-language film, with subsequent
nominations the next year for best
director and best original screenplay
(Fellini and Tonino Guerra) — back
when the academy used to split the
categories. This special-edition boxed
set retails for $39.95. Rated R.
ARCH OF TRIUMPH (LionsGate
Home Entertainment): Lewis
Milestone’s 1948 adaptation of Erich
Maria Remarque’s classic novel stars
Ingrid Bergman and Charles Boyer as
refugees who find romance in 1938
Paris, just prior to the Nazi invasion.
Drastically recut after a disastrous
premiere, this diluted romantic
melodrama is slow going much of the
time, despite a cast that also includes
Charles Laughton (almost totally wasted
as the heavy), Louis Calhern and Ruth
Warrick. Plenty of talent behind the
cameras as well: Irwin Shaw and Bertholt
Brecht worked on the screenplay,
William Cameron Menzies was the
production designer, Russell Metty the
cinematographer and Robert Aldrich the
assistant director — but, except for a few
scenes, the film stubbornly refuses to
come to life. **
“BATTLESTAR GALACTICA: THE
PLAN” (Universal Studios Home
Entertainment): Edward James Olmos
directs and stars in this spin-off of the
award-winning Sci-Fi Channel series,
which conveys the storyline of the series
— except through the eyes (monitors?) of
the enemy Cylons. Series regulars Dean
Stockwell, Tricia Helfer, Grace Park and
Callum Keith Rennie reprise their roles.
This special-edition DVD retails for
$26.98, the Blu-ray for $39.98.
DEATH WARRIOR (LionsGate Home Entertainment): Mixed martial-arts champ Hector Echavarria served as story writer, executive producer and fight choreographer for this action thriller pitting him against several of his reallife rivals (including Georges “Rush” St-Pierre, Quinton “Rampage” Jackson and Rashad “Sugar” Evans) in a series of fights to the death — most of them set to hard-rockin’ tunes — as engineered by a diabolical crime czar (Nick Mancuso, whose eye-rolling histrionics provide a few laughs). One character remarks: “Let’s not start handing out Oscars just yet.” He ain’t kidding. Rated R. *
ENLIGHTEN UP! (Docurama Films):
Subtitled “A Skeptic’s Journey into
the World of Yoga,” Kate Churchill’s
documentary feature follows journalist
Nick Rosen as he delves into the yoga
phenomenon. This DVD, which includes
interviews and deleted scenes, retails for
$26.95.
“THE FUGITIVE”: SEASON THREE, VOLUME TWO (CBS DVD/Paramount Home Entertainment): David Janssen (Emmy Award nominee for outstanding continued lead performance by an actor in a drama) continues his flight from Inspector Gerard (Barry Morse) as he attempts to prove that the One-Armed Man (Bill Raisch) murdered his wife, in the last 15 episodes from the 1965- ’66 season of the prime-time ABC-TV series, which won the Emmy Award as outstanding dramatic series and received an additional nomination for outstanding cinematography. This boxed set retails for $39.98.
INTREPID DESCENT (First Run
Features): Skiing enthusiasts should enjoy
Erik Osterholm and Zander Hartung’s
documentary tracing the history of
the Tuckerman Ravine in the White
Mountains of New Hampshire, widely
considered the birthplace of “extreme
skiing.” **˝
NOTHING LIKE THE HOLIDAYS
(Anchor Bay Entertainment): A Puerto
Rican family experiences a tumultuous
Christmas reunion in Chicago in this
sympathetic comedy/drama that derives
much of its warmth from an appealing
ensemble cast: Alfred Molina and
Elizabeth Pena as Dad and Mom, John
Leguizamo, Debra Messing, Freddy
Rodriguez (also an executive producer),
Luis Guzman, Vanessa Ferlito, Jay
Hernandez and Melonie Diaz. Rated PG-
13. **˝
PALE FORCE (New Video): A
compilation of 33 animated shorts,
drawn by Paul Noth, featuring executive
producer/writer Jim Gaffigan as the
voices of both the fearless superhero
“Pale Man” and his scrawny sidekick
“Conan O’Brien,” as they battle evildoers
as best (and as only) they can. The
series, originally broadcast in segments
on “Late Night with Conan O’Brien,”
earned a Daytime Emmy nomination as
outstanding broadband program (comedy)
in 2007. This special-edition DVD retails
for $14.95.
PAPER HEART (Anchor Bay Entertainment): Director Nicolas Jasenovec’s award-winning pseudodocumentary/ romantic comedy follows Charlyne Yi as she seeks the true meaning of love — and then finds romance herself, with actor Michael Cera. Jasenovec and Yi also collaborated on the screenplay and served as executive producers. Rated PG-13. **˝
“PERRY MASON”: SEASON 4,
VOLUME 2 (CBS DVD/Paramount
Home Entertainment): He just can’t
be beat. Raymond Burr (Emmy Award
winner as outstanding lead actor in a
drama series) returns as the dynamic
defense attorney in the final 12 episodes
from the 1960-’61 season of the longrunning
prime-time CBS-TV courtroom
drama, based on the character created by
Erle Stanley Gardner (who was himself
a practicing attorney for 20 years). As
faithful associate Della Street, Barbara
Hale scored an Emmy nomination as
outstanding performance in a supporting
role by an actor or actress in a series. This
boxed set retails for $39.98.
SPREAD (Anchor Bay Entertainment):
Ashton Kutcher produced and stars as
an “American gigolo” who sweeps —
and sleeps his way — through southern
California in this ambitious, semisatirical
drama that boasts some good
moments and some steamy ones, but
tends to emulate the aimlessness of its
lead character. A contemporary Shampoo
it’s not, although not for lack of effort.
Among Ashton’s on-screen conquests
are Anne Heche, Margarita Levieva
and Maria Conchita Alonso (seen only
briefly). Rated R. **
TAKING CHANCES (LionsGate Home Entertainment): Originally titled Patriotville, this flat farce stars Justin Long as a small-town historian who tries to fight city hall over plans to build an Indian casino on the site where a Revolutionary War battle took place over 200 years before. Rob Corddry plays the smarmy mayor and UNC School of the Arts alum Missi Pyle his cuckolded wife, with Emmanuelle Chriqui, Jimmi Simpson and Robert Beltran also on hand. Rated R. *
“THE UNTOUCHABLES”: SEASON
3, VOLUME 2 (CBS DVD/Paramount
Home Entertainment): The great Robert
Stack is back as Eliot Ness, battling
organized (and disorganized) crime in
Prohibition-era Chicago, in the last 12
episodes from the 1961-’62 season of the
award-winning, prime-time CBS-TV crime
series, (very) loosely based on Ness’ reallife
exploits and narrated in memorable
staccato fashion by Walter Winchell.
Guest stars include Martin Balsam, Cloris
Leachman, Warren Oates, Pat Hingle,
Gavin MacLeod, Claude Akins, Don
Gordon, Harry Guardino, Jack Elam,
Steven Hill and Mike Mazurki, while
Bruce Gordon turns up periodically as mob
enforcer Frank Nitti. This three-disc boxed
set retails for $39.98.
WILD CHILD (Universal Studios
Home Entertainment): Emma Roberts
plays a spoiled Malibu teenager who
makes waves when she’s sent to a British
boarding school by her fed-up father
(Aidan Quinn) in this stale, predictable
culture-clash comedy that was barely
released in the US. Sadly, this marks
the final film appearance of Natasha
Richardson (wasted as the school’s
headmistress), who died last summer.
Rated PG-13. *
“WOLVERINE AND THE X-MEN: BEGINNING OF THE END” (LionsGate Home Entertainment): A collection of five episodes from the animated Nicktoons series, based on the popular Marvel Comics characters, with Steve Blum providing the voice of the title character. This special-edition DVD retails for $14.98, and LionsGate Home Entertainment is also releasing the selfexplanatory “Wolverine and the X-Men: Volumes 1-3” as a three-DVD boxed set ($29.98 retail).
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