photo by Kenny Lindsay
Louie Love Money is not the nickname of this week’s Page Three model — that’s what it says on his drivers license. But if we had to give him a nickname, it would be “The Quote Machine.” On his name: “It was a childhood nickname… and my father turned out to be a jerk, and I didn’t want to carry on his name. So I changed it.” On his job: “I’m a bartender, but I don’t want to give them any publicity because they made me push down my mohawk. Please print that.” On his career: “I’ve done everything in this town except get paid. I was in a band [Jones Fambly Reunion] that won best band and worst band the same year. I had three radio shows, but I got paid more working at a porno shop than I did in radio. I’m a vocalist, more in the Iggy Pop realm of singing. I can’t sing my way out of a paper sack, but I put on a good show. I’m trying to get the band restarted. I was hoping you guys could help me with that.” For more classic Louie-isms, hit up his MySpace, www.Myspace/louismoney.com.
