Yes Weekly - express test http://www.yesweekly.com/articles.sec-285-1-express-test.html <![CDATA[ten best]]> <![CDATA[Local talent:]]> A blonde, a brunette and a redhead walk into a bar. That's not a joke and there's no punchline it actually happens every Wednesday and Thursday night at Margaritas Grill in downtown Greensboro when Leena Joandi, Laurie Willis and Amy Runyun tend the bar for margaritas and other liquid pleasures.]]> <![CDATA[be there]]> <![CDATA[Local talent:]]> A blonde, a brunette and a redhead walk into a bar. That's not a joke and there's no punchline it actually happens every Wednesday and Thursday night at Margaritas Grill in downtown Greensboro when Leena Joandi, Laurie Willis and Amy Runyun tend the bar for margaritas and other liquid pleasures.]]> <![CDATA[Dirt]]> Prostitute and informant Brenda Weidman identified GPD Detective Julius Fulmore (lower left) to Detective Scott Sanders in a photographic lineup as someone who supplied cocaine to her and had sex with her. Prosecutors declined to bring charges. (courtesy of Julius Fulmore).]]> <![CDATA[New interstate and campus spur prospecting in NW Guilford]]> Property owner Johnny Pitts is requesting a zoning change from Guilford Countyto allow residential, commercial and corporate development at the intersection of NC Highway 68 and Edgefield Road, a site that lies within the pathway of a future four-lane connector.]]> <![CDATA[from the cover.]]> The staff particularly Quick and Martin will handle things coolly and calmly without benefit of clipboards or earpieces, or to quote Divine Misfortune in Loserville, Dave Quick's hair will look perfect, even as he's running by like a chicken with its head cut off.]]> <![CDATA[from the cover.]]> You will meet some of the friendliest freaks on the planet, see some of the most exciting bands around, marvel at the things people do to their cars and eat very little. Hope you like beef jerky. There are reasons people come from all over the world for this festival.]]> <![CDATA[Dirt]]> Prostitute and informant Brenda Weidman identified GPD Detective Julius Fulmore (lower left) to Detective Scott Sanders in a photographic lineup as someone who supplied cocaine to her and had sex with her. Prosecutors declined to bring charges. (courtesy of Julius Fulmore).]]> <![CDATA[Dirt]]> <![CDATA[New interstate and campus spur prospecting in NW Guilford]]> Property owner Johnny Pitts is requesting a zoning change from Guilford Countyto allow residential, commercial and corporate development at the intersection of NC Highway 68 and Edgefield Road, a site that lies within the pathway of a future four-lane connector.]]> <![CDATA[Pop quiz]]> Welcome to the YES! Weekly Pop Quiz, where we ask politicians and public servants questions about their jobs. This week we called the mayor of High Point and three city council members. The rules are simple: The candidate must answer immediately no research, no callbacks.]]> <![CDATA[SCUTTLEBUTT]]> <![CDATA[Dirt]]> <![CDATA[Choice samplings from the Triad's police blotters, as compiled]]> Winston-Salem police officers arrested Timothy Lamont Cobb, 30, on June 25 and charged him with assault with a deadly weapon for striking his neighbor, Timothy Marshall, with a weightlifting bar. When officers responded to Marshall's apartment on Akron Drive, they located the victim lying on the floor with a gash over his right eye.]]> <![CDATA[from the cover.]]> Elvis Presley was a badass. Yeah, he may have ended his reign as King as a bloated mass, dead on the toilet, but when Elvis was coming up, man, he had the stuff. Ducktail. Sideburns. Tight pants. He took that trashy hillbilly music, set it to a strong backbeat and just let those hips swing in a way that made people downright.]]>