ARIES (March 21-April 19): Im betting that in a couple of months the fates will give you license to play with boisterous gambles and exhilarating risks.

I bet youll be more prone than usual to uttering exclamations. There may also be a confounding Aha! and a mind-wobbling What the frack?! mixed in there, although I think the emphasis will be on developments that educate and entertain you.

Any minute now you may begin to feel a pleasurable burning sensation in your soft underbelly, or a prickly wake-up call in your willpower, or a ticklish electricity running through your funny bone. What does it all mean? Maybe nothing. Or maybe it means so much that you cant possibly analyze its meaning.

Likewise, Im not making an authoritative pronouncement that you did indeed cast a little curse on yourself during a careless moment. But if something like that did occur, youre entering an excellent phase to undo the mistake. Youre awakening to how you went awry, and thats the first crucial step in correcting for the messy consequences.

One especially stupid and awesome task they performed was carrying 50-pound wheels of cheese down a slippery hill in Switzerland.

I imagine that right about now you might feel a bit like she did, Sagittarius: bustling along energetically, in a state of alert, as some nagging vexation clings to you parasitically.

According to my reading of the astrological omens, you now have the potential to be better understood than maybe youve been in a long time. I suggest you take maximum advantage of this good fortune. Make it easy for people to see you for who you really are.

Another one of my Capricorn acquaintances informed her boss that she was offended by a certain unethical practice shed discovered the company engaged in. You may not summon such extreme courage in the coming week, but I bet youll get close to it.

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Your role model for the coming week is George Garratt, a British guy who legally changed his name to Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined.

Theyre sorry, by the way, about the somewhat deceptive advertising they used on the last occasion you came their way. They want to assure you that theyll never again pull the bait-and-switch routine. So are you ready to give them another chance? Dont look to me for advice on what you should do.